How to be richer, smarter, and better-looking than your parents

Introduction: Money, Power, and Really Broke Housewives

Chapter 1. Money Can't Buy Happiness If You Spend It

Chapter 2. The Financial Services Industry and You (Brought to You by the National Center for Domestic Abuse Prevention)

Chapter 3. The Debtonator

Chapter 4. Fahrenheit 401(k)

Chapter 5. Spend Less, Live More, Be Happier, but Don't Get Asked to Appear on Hoarders Too Often

Chapter 6. Here in My (Paid For) Car, I Feel Safest of All

Chapter 7. A Place for Your Stuff

Chapter 8. Joint Venture Partners: Money and Sex

Chapter 9. Careers in Art History (and Other One-Liners)

Conclusion Ya Done!

Notes

Index