Intro: Welcome to My World
1. Hello, Doctor!: Some people call them doctors. I call them life-savers
2. Botox, Baby!*: Miracle in a needle.
3. Plump It Up: Lips*: Permanent or temporary ways to get smoochable lips
4. Filler Up: Wrinkles*: Wrinkle-erasing, collagen, Restylane, Juvéderm, and other fillers you need to know about. Plus: mole removal. On Cindy Crawford, the mole looks good. On you? Not so much
5. You're So Smooth: Skin*: Skin resurfacing peels, microdermabrasion, laser zapping, freckle nixing, rosacea fixing, and getting rid of broken capillaries, acne scars, and every blemish under the sun. Plus: the ugly truth about cellulite
6. More Where You Want It, Less Where You Don't: Hair: Laser body-hair removal and head-hair transplants
7. About Face Lifts*: Face lifts of every flavor-full, mini, and feather-facial implants, and revolumizing fat transfers. Plus: how to get better teeth to go with the uplifted face
8. When You Care Enough to Send Your Very, Very Breast*: Boob jobs, boob jabs, lifts, reductions, and all you ever wanted to know about how to tweak a nipple
9. Bobbing for Noses*: Nose jobs: smaller, bigger, straighter, sharper, narrower. Also, what the hell happened to Michael Jackson?
10. Sucks to Be You: Lipo!*: Liposuction: how the fat gets out of your belly, butt, chin, knee, wherever it lurks
11. Cutting Out the Middle*: Tummy tucks, mommy makeovers, and how to get your pre-preggers body back
12. Eyes Wide Open*: A Wake-up call for drooping eyes and brows. Also, how to get torn lobes and jugheads fixed
13. Arm and a Leg*: Body and face of a thirty-year-old, limbs of Mother Teresa? Extreme makeovers, for extremities
14. Vaginas and Butts: Vaginal rejuvenation and butt lifts. Also, how to work out your vagina
15. Finishing Touches: Now that you're gorgeous, some tips and tricks for staying that way
