Rubber balls and liquor

Introduction: A slice of pizza and a grape drink

Story of my life

Star power

Not living up to my potential

Don't forget to tip your waitress

My brilliant career

First impressions, lasting tributes

Adventures in animation

Gag reflex

Circle gets the square

Celebrity depth chart

Cheating death

Just tugging along

The air up here

Grand finale: too soon

Encore: another slice of pizza and a grape drink

Closing credits: "I'd like to thank the Academy."