Unmentionable: the Victorian Lady's guide to sex, marriage, and manners

Hello, Slattern

Getting Dressed: How to Properly Hide Your Shame

Bowels into Buckets: Nature Is an Obscene Caller

The Treacherous Art of Bathing

Menstruation: You're Doing It Wrong

Diet: You're a Little Bag of Pudding

Beauty: Scorch, Slather. and Stuff

Courtship: Not-Talking Your Way into His Heart

The Wedding Night, or: a Bad Bit of Bumbo

Birth Control and Other Affronts to God

Being a Good Wife: How to Avoid His Eventual Resentment for as Long as Possible

Running a Proper Household: The Gentle Art of Dictatorship

Public Behavior: Avoiding Scorn, Dangers, and Museums

It's Hysterical: The LEast Funny Thing About Victorian Life

The Secret Vice: "Where Warts and Tiny Nipples Come From"

Conclusion: I Miss Pants

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